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Vagrant and Vampire
Midnight. The subway system is nearly deserted, save for the forlorn newspapers that cartwheel through the echoing tunnels like weightless, folded grey acrobats.
The silence is undermined by a slow, animal hum. It is the murmur of the air ducts, the furnaces, the generators: the snoring of the city itself as it tosses and turns in its blank black slumber. Behind it is the buzz of a dying fluorescent light, the crackle of a wrapper tossed by the underground vents, the faraway thunder of the last train flying south for the winter of night.
It is peaceful, here in the tunnels below the city; but it is also dangerous for those out too late. Unfriendly people frequent these subterranean burrows, looking for a special brand of shiny, valuable prey – but worse than the people are the things.
Markus Mactabilis is one such thing.
He's kept t
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How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
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