Guess what? There's a massive meme infecting dA, whereby one's Deviant ID is modeled after a sprite from a fighting game!
Guess what? I didn't have a Deviant ID! HOW COULD I RESIST!?!?!
'Tis me in full Grocery Clerk garb, as befits my current occupation. The thing on the left is a box cutter, and the god-awful mutant on the right is Boxbert, the sentient box. The quote is from the original Legend of Zelda, which is hilarious.