Do Not Feed The Exhibits

A quaternary contestant in my entry for *MyNameIsMad and ~ToxicToothpick's new OCT, COOKING WARS.

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Full Name: Humphrey Q. Mince
Age: A MYSTERY
Gender: ALSO A MYSTERY
Height: Squashed
Weight: Tubby
Nationality: HOW MYSTERIOUS
Position: Butcher, Meat Expert & Total Creep
Motivation: BLOODY MAYHEM
Favorite Food: Strips of raw bacon.
Appreciates: Murder, torture, bloodshed, death metal, long walks on the beach.
Detests: Highbrow humour, sirens, doctors, olives, blunt objects, philosophy.
Favorite Transformer: Ultra Magnus
Info: Stay away from Humphrey Q. Mince.
Cooking Style: Savage, brutal, reckless, haphazard, and messy.
Signature Dish: The Carnivore’s Delight. A large portion of unidentified meat, seared for a minute or two and served in a light sauce of what may well be their own blood – or worse, something else’s.
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The Q is for "Quietus".