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Eat Your Spinach Or Else by Bosshamster Eat Your Spinach Or Else by Bosshamster
A secondary contestant in my entry for *MyNameIsMad and ~ToxicToothpick's new OCT, COOKING WARS.

Full Name: Olivia Arugula
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Height: Tall-ish
Weight: Light-ish
Nationality: Italian
Position: Salad Artisan, Produce Expert & Vegetable Channeler
Motivation: Bernardo’s fiancée.
Favorite Food: Raw vegetables, seasoned with ranch-style ectoplasm.
Appreciates: Poetry, electronica, rock climbing, hard sci-fi, fighting games, hats.
Detests: Crossword puzzles, the word “actually”, helicopters, insects, Dr. Pepper.
Mains: Zangief in Street Fighter, Yoshimitsu in Soul Calibur, Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat, Testament in Guilty Gear.
Info: Olivia’s specialty is veggies – the fresher, the better. As a child, she discovered she possessed the uncanny ability to capture the ghosts of the deceased and channel them into fresh produce. As a result of her isolated childhood, she knows the ins and outs of every vegetable on the planet (save for the extremely rare Atlantean Mind-Leek, for which she incessantly searches), and can imbue them with spectral energies and command them to do her bidding.
Cooking Style: As little as possible. It’s all about arrangement and accompaniment.
Signature Dish: The Salad of Lost Souls. Before eating, make sure Olivia is nowhere in the vicinity, and preferably nowhere in the neighbourhood.

Any vegetable is fair game. Veggie ghosts have the power to freak people out, cause minor-to-major discomfort (depending on type) when thrown across the room, possess people when eaten in large enough quantities, and anything else befitting a produce phantom.
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Gilkinnilk Jul 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The person I'm entering would definitly lose against yours XD
Don't be so sure. F.U.C.K.'s weakness is their arrogance. :D
michaelritchie200 Jul 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
The celery stalks at midnight...
And the tomato's trying to ketchup.
Sabtastic Jun 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
HAH THEY HAVE EYES. :icongwahplz:
Well, normal potatoes have eyes anyway! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL :rofl:
:iconcabbyhat: all inspired by the Arrogant Worms' "Carrot Juice is Murder"? :D

Hee hee... Yoshimitsu doesn't get nearly enough love. X3
A bit, aye. :XD:

And Yoshimitsu = amazingggg. When I play as him, half the time I don't even try - it's just so much more fun to fly around and commit seppuku.
I usually end up flailing around the arena until I figure out how to do the pogo stick thing, and then watch my enemies die in bafflement. :D ...either that or I spin around until he gets dizzy and falls over, because that's just too hilarious for words.
Oh man, the pogo stick, and the sword walk, and the spinning, and the fake-out stabbing...

That guy is the best.
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