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Eat Your Spinach Or Else by Bosshamster Eat Your Spinach Or Else by Bosshamster
A secondary contestant in my entry for *MyNameIsMad and ~ToxicToothpick's new OCT, COOKING WARS.

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Full Name: Olivia Arugula
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Height: Tall-ish
Weight: Light-ish
Nationality: Italian
Position: Salad Artisan, Produce Expert & Vegetable Channeler
Motivation: Bernardo’s fiancée.
Favorite Food: Raw vegetables, seasoned with ranch-style ectoplasm.
Appreciates: Poetry, electronica, rock climbing, hard sci-fi, fighting games, hats.
Detests: Crossword puzzles, the word “actually”, helicopters, insects, Dr. Pepper.
Mains: Zangief in Street Fighter, Yoshimitsu in Soul Calibur, Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat, Testament in Guilty Gear.
Info: Olivia’s specialty is veggies – the fresher, the better. As a child, she discovered she possessed the uncanny ability to capture the ghosts of the deceased and channel them into fresh produce. As a result of her isolated childhood, she knows the ins and outs of every vegetable on the planet (save for the extremely rare Atlantean Mind-Leek, for which she incessantly searches), and can imbue them with spectral energies and command them to do her bidding.
Cooking Style: As little as possible. It’s all about arrangement and accompaniment.
Signature Dish: The Salad of Lost Souls. Before eating, make sure Olivia is nowhere in the vicinity, and preferably nowhere in the neighbourhood.
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Any vegetable is fair game. Veggie ghosts have the power to freak people out, cause minor-to-major discomfort (depending on type) when thrown across the room, possess people when eaten in large enough quantities, and anything else befitting a produce phantom.
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Gilkinnilk Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The person I'm entering would definitly lose against yours XD
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2009
Don't be so sure. F.U.C.K.'s weakness is their arrogance. :D
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michaelritchie200 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
The celery stalks at midnight...
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2009
And the tomato's trying to ketchup.
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Sabtastic Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
HAH THEY HAVE EYES. :icongwahplz:
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Well, normal potatoes have eyes anyway! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL :rofl:
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
...at all inspired by the Arrogant Worms' "Carrot Juice is Murder"? :D

Hee hee... Yoshimitsu doesn't get nearly enough love. X3
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
A bit, aye. :XD:

And Yoshimitsu = amazingggg. When I play as him, half the time I don't even try - it's just so much more fun to fly around and commit seppuku.
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
I usually end up flailing around the arena until I figure out how to do the pogo stick thing, and then watch my enemies die in bafflement. :D ...either that or I spin around until he gets dizzy and falls over, because that's just too hilarious for words.
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Oh man, the pogo stick, and the sword walk, and the spinning, and the fake-out stabbing...

That guy is the best.
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