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Eliminate Mustard Golem by Bosshamster Eliminate Mustard Golem by Bosshamster
Pretend it's Wednesday. :D

Another For Fun entry for the Seventh Sanctum Silly Season Spectacular Showdown of Stuff ([link]), this time based on a spell from the Grimoire of Questionable Spells: [link]

So, the next time you get menaced by a Mustard Golem, you'll know exactly what to do, hm?

Good God, I'm in some sort of artistic high gear this week - I dunno what's gotten into me, but I can't say I'm not happy about it.
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Axe-Canabrava Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's just HYSTERICAL!!! :rofl:
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LilithNightwalker Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
I'm sorry I haven't said anything before...

AWESOME!! It's going on the favorites list! MUAHAHA!

Yes, you made me die laughing. Er... well, not die, per say, since I'm technically still alive, but... you get the idea. I'll shut up now.

I love it.
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
Overall, I'm kind of glad you did die and all. I'm sure there's some way they could've charged me for first-degree murder. Thanks for keeping me out of the big house. :D
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner May 17, 2006
...and by "did", I meant "didn't". Boy oh boy. :lmao:
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:iconlilithnightwalker:
LilithNightwalker Featured By Owner May 18, 2006
Now, are you absolutely sure about that? I really don't want anyone harboring plots to murder me or anything... that would certainly put a damper on our relationship. :D
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:iconbosshamster:
Bosshamster Featured By Owner May 18, 2006
Er. Well. Funny you should... that is... YOU'LL NEVER CONVICT ME! *frantic scamperings*
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BrendanKeeley Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2006
"So, the next time you get menaced by a Mustard Golem, you'll know exactly what to do, hm?"

Go and find a hot dog the size of the washington memorial?
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:iconbosshamster:
Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2006
That might work, if you're not of a spellcasting persuasion. :D
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:iconbrendankeeley:
BrendanKeeley Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2006
Or just a very hungry wizard. ^_^
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:iconbosshamster:
Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2006
True dat.
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2006
:rofl: I love the look on his face! BOTH of their faces!
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2006
Thanks! :D
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Cei-Ellem Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
Hee hee. It would certainly be an interesting spell in the D&D universe (especially with how resiliant golems are against magic).
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
It certainly would - but I somehow doubt it would get much practical usage. I mean, how many DMs are willing to include a magical mustard monster in their dungeon plan? :lmao:
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Cei-Ellem Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
I can think of at least two (myself included) ^_^.
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
Well, then! You have my permission. :D
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:iconcei-ellem:
Cei-Ellem Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
Yay! ^_^. I have a feeling my boyfriend will be statting one up.
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knightrebound Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2006
I need to try and make spells like that in my game.

Like Induce Stupidity and Pudding Eruption. Induce Drunkeness... maybe something I made up, like Greater Vomiting, Mass.
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2006
Or, my personal favourite, Unbelievable Spray of Diarrhea. I can't count the times I've randomly generated Unbelievable Sprays of obscene material on that generator... :lmao:
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DragonScholar Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2006
Now that I'm no longer sick, I have got to post these.
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EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Professional Traditional Artist
:XD: Nice one!
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2006
Thanks! :)
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DoNotAttempt Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Student General Artist
"just cover yourself in mustard and break into her house at night"

:oops: That's mean!

I love mustard. Although, I can't stand ketchup. :no:

Oh, right, about the picture! I love that dude's little arms and hands.. they're so adorable. That monster-thing is scary, though.. but very mustard-y :nod: Nice work, sweetheart. I really like it..

:glomp:
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006
Mean, or hilarious? :lmao:

Mustard is brilliant. I want to shake the hand of whoever first decided they'd make a condiment out of seeds from the mustard tree. That ranks almost as high as the caveman who first dropped his raw gazelle steak in a forest fire. :D

Thanks, sweetie. :hug:
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DoNotAttempt Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2006  Student General Artist
Uhh... both. :giggle:

Agreed. But really? I'd assume the person who invented mustard to be dead, so, personally, would really rather not wish to shake hands with whoever it was. :oops: Oh, those cavemen... :heart:

No problem, lovely. :)
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lethe-gray Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
BWAAAAH HAH HAHHA HAHHAH!!! Excellent. :)
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006
Glad you approve. :D
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Trevastated Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha XD my ex girlfreind hated mustard perchanmce you could summon a Mustard Golem to beset her eh? LOL this is comic genius.
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006
Hmm. Summoning might be trickier. I'd say go for the next best thing - just cover yourself in mustard and break into her house at night. :D
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Trevastated Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha idk her new boyfreind would rally up all his buddies and they would attack... and loose! WUAHAHAHAHAHA! haha jk. ANyway nicely done man very cool.
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