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The main contestant in my entry for *MyNameIsMad and ~ToxicToothpick's new OCT, COOKING WARS.
--- Full Name: Bernardo Al Dente Age: 32 Gender: Male Height: Villainously tall Weight: Villainously ordinary Nationality: Italian Position: Nefarious Arch-Chef, Sauce Specialist, Chairman of F.U.C.K. Motivation: World domination! Favorite Food: REVENGE. SERVED COLD. Appreciates: Villainy, opera, purple, evil laughter, monologues, black and white art films. Detests: Children, the happiness of others, musicals, jazz, loud people who are not him. Favorite Opera: Don Juan Info: Bernardo is a bad guy. Period. His sole purpose in life is spreading pandemonium and wickedness through the medium of cuisine. He seeks to dominate and assimilate ANGRY KITCHEN CO., and ultimately to add it to his already substantial franchise, the Foundation of Unsavoury Chefs in Kitchens (a name chosen solely for its acronym, naturally). Cooking Style: Classically Italian method, unorthodox ingredients. Fast and furious, with plenty of flourish. Heavy on the sauce. Signature Dish: Unicorn tortellini in an orphan ragout, garnished with sprigs of vileness and peppered with powdered despair. --- Someday he hopes to afford something more wicked and awe-inspiring than a tablecloth for a cape. |
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June 30
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YEAH.
I love that. lol
You're a shoe-in fo' sho.
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