Another entry in Seventh Sanctum's Extreme Character Contest ([link]).
It occurred to me on Friday night that Drake Legend, while badass, is not especially EXXXTREME. He lacks a certain je ne sais-quoi that ideally pushes a character from "heh, pretty hardcore" to "OH WHAAAAT".
So I rolled up five results from the Fanboy Fantasy Fulfiller, and combined them:
"The wacky voloptuous alien robot pilot who caries handcuffs everywhere!" "The half-alien bounty hunter with a nude transformation sequence!" "The jiggly busty cyborg martial artist with super-weaponry!" "The bisexual tattooed demoness with guns!" "The sexy glasses-wearing vampire vigilante who gains powers from love!"
One trip to the Extreme Character Name Generator later, I ended up with Jasmine Paradox, the wacky jiggly busty sexy voluptuous tattooed glasses-wearing bisexual half-alien demoness cyborg alien vampire angel vigilante martial artist bounty hunter robot pilot with guns, super-weaponry, and a nude transformation sequence, who carries handcuffs everywhere and gains power from love.
I figure love grants her the power to activate her nude transformation into a giant robot. I also figure she's Drake Legend's arch nemesis/love interest, in an "it's complicated" sort of way.
Non-character-based comment: Surprising, confusing, dangerous, a bit of all things, mostly a work of the corrupt gods who lurk anywhere?
In-character comment, with Tal'Kahyrian archive data to boot in-case you don't know about some of my 'creations':
....Ok, it's a dangerous creation, best sending a [Tal'Kahyrian] [Guardian-class] [Military forces] in to [attempt reconfguration] of [altered timelines] due to interfearence of [Zarj'kadan, Annihilius Legion, and unkown powers (possibly THE SLIP)]
-Tal'Kahyrian: Tal'Kahiem's god-race he personally forged with a bit of help to create what was destroyed by his opposing brother, Zarj'Kadan. -Guardian-class: Ancient temple defence units built from an impenetrable stone that requires some power source to operate, weakness: energy-drains. -Zarj'Kadan: Endbringer of creation, he is the reason Tal'Kahiem exists, since, without the Great Worker, where will creation stand after Zarj'Kadan has found out the template for his works? -Annihilus Legion: A legion that brings the endbringer's gift of the Cycle's End, they are the powerfullest warbringing units in [Zarj'Kadan's empire]. -The Slip: entities from a realm beyond, servents of Azerath [the first-one, wasn't named until day 1 of The Great Blueprint], they carry laser swords, and are 50% physical, 50% ghost-like creatures that come in countless forms, the most obvious is the [visitor] kind, and their leader, Xor'Realius (who is one of the failed-yet-successful of Azerath's experiments).
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"The Lord of The creators that made the creators that made you.. HAS SPOKEN!"
-- The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. —Ecclesiastes 1:9
Icon by *xSheepi. Please do not use without permission.
Surprising, confusing, dangerous, a bit of all things, mostly a work of the corrupt gods who lurk anywhere?
In-character comment, with Tal'Kahyrian archive data to boot in-case you don't know about some of my 'creations':
....Ok, it's a dangerous creation, best sending a [Tal'Kahyrian] [Guardian-class] [Military forces] in to [attempt reconfguration] of [altered timelines] due to interfearence of [Zarj'kadan, Annihilius Legion, and unkown powers (possibly THE SLIP)]
-Tal'Kahyrian: Tal'Kahiem's god-race he personally forged with a bit of help to create what was destroyed by his opposing brother, Zarj'Kadan.
-Guardian-class: Ancient temple defence units built from an impenetrable stone that requires some power source to operate, weakness: energy-drains.
-Zarj'Kadan: Endbringer of creation, he is the reason Tal'Kahiem exists, since, without the Great Worker, where will creation stand after Zarj'Kadan has found out the template for his works?
-Annihilus Legion: A legion that brings the endbringer's gift of the Cycle's End, they are the powerfullest warbringing units in [Zarj'Kadan's empire].
-The Slip: entities from a realm beyond, servents of Azerath [the first-one, wasn't named until day 1 of The Great Blueprint], they carry laser swords, and are 50% physical, 50% ghost-like creatures that come in countless forms, the most obvious is the [visitor] kind, and their leader, Xor'Realius (who is one of the failed-yet-successful of Azerath's experiments).
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"The Lord of The creators that made the creators that made you..
HAS SPOKEN!"
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Pretty mind blowing.
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The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
—Ecclesiastes 1:9
Icon by *xSheepi. Please do not use without permission.
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Great work, man.
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