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Another entry in Seventh Sanctum's Extreme Character Contest ([link]).

It occurred to me on Friday night that Drake Legend, while badass, is not especially EXXXTREME. He lacks a certain je ne sais-quoi that ideally pushes a character from "heh, pretty hardcore" to "OH WHAAAAT".

So I rolled up five results from the Fanboy Fantasy Fulfiller, and combined them:

"The wacky voloptuous alien robot pilot who caries handcuffs everywhere!"
"The half-alien bounty hunter with a nude transformation sequence!"
"The jiggly busty cyborg martial artist with super-weaponry!"
"The bisexual tattooed demoness with guns!"
"The sexy glasses-wearing vampire vigilante who gains powers from love!"

One trip to the Extreme Character Name Generator later, I ended up with Jasmine Paradox, the wacky jiggly busty sexy voluptuous tattooed glasses-wearing bisexual half-alien demoness cyborg alien vampire angel vigilante martial artist bounty hunter robot pilot with guns, super-weaponry, and a nude transformation sequence, who carries handcuffs everywhere and gains power from love.

I figure love grants her the power to activate her nude transformation into a giant robot. I also figure she's Drake Legend's arch nemesis/love interest, in an "it's complicated" sort of way.
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Talkahiem Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
Non-character-based comment:
Surprising, confusing, dangerous, a bit of all things, mostly a work of the corrupt gods who lurk anywhere?

In-character comment, with Tal'Kahyrian archive data to boot in-case you don't know about some of my 'creations':

....Ok, it's a dangerous creation, best sending a [Tal'Kahyrian] [Guardian-class] [Military forces] in to [attempt reconfguration] of [altered timelines] due to interfearence of [Zarj'kadan, Annihilius Legion, and unkown powers (possibly THE SLIP)]

-Tal'Kahyrian: Tal'Kahiem's god-race he personally forged with a bit of help to create what was destroyed by his opposing brother, Zarj'Kadan.
-Guardian-class: Ancient temple defence units built from an impenetrable stone that requires some power source to operate, weakness: energy-drains.
-Zarj'Kadan: Endbringer of creation, he is the reason Tal'Kahiem exists, since, without the Great Worker, where will creation stand after Zarj'Kadan has found out the template for his works?
-Annihilus Legion: A legion that brings the endbringer's gift of the Cycle's End, they are the powerfullest warbringing units in [Zarj'Kadan's empire].
-The Slip: entities from a realm beyond, servents of Azerath [the first-one, wasn't named until day 1 of The Great Blueprint], they carry laser swords, and are 50% physical, 50% ghost-like creatures that come in countless forms, the most obvious is the [visitor] kind, and their leader, Xor'Realius (who is one of the failed-yet-successful of Azerath's experiments).
Lesleigh63 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
Congratulations on runner up.
Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
Thanks a ton! :D
Lesleigh63 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2009
Not sure how you managed to get all that description into the painting, but you did.

Pretty mind blowing.
Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2009
Thanks - it wasn't easy. :XD:
LCTechno Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
What...what? D8
Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009
Sabtastic Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
HAHA. It's every dude nerd's dream <3 :+fav:

Great work, man. :XD:
Bosshamster Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
It's so true. Too bad she hates video games and has never heard of Star Trek. :P
DestroyerVessel Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
Yes, this is amazing!
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