SUPER VERSUS CHALLENGE
Jar Jar Binks on Segway with Axe
Winston Churchill, Warlord of Mars
Go right ahead and tell me who would win and why, or just politely inform me that I'm insane and a threat to civilized society. Enjoy, at any rate.
For clarification, I do not claim ownership of Jar Jar Binks, Segways, Winston Churchill, or the planet Mars.