SUPER VERSUS CHALLENGE
ROUND 1:
Jar Jar Binks on Segway with Axe (from

)
VS
Winston Churchill, Warlord of Mars (from

)
Go right ahead and tell me who would win and why, or just politely inform me that I'm insane and a threat to civilized society. Enjoy, at any rate.
For clarification, I do not claim ownership of Jar Jar Binks, Segways, Winston Churchill, or the planet Mars.
If you're not claiming mars, mind if I have it?
No contest, really. Jar-Jar's an idiot.
And I think one round should feature a DSF. Obviously.
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DSF: Obviously, even if I have to sneak it in there.