SUPER VERSUS CHALLENGE
Marie Curie, Vampire Hunter
Her Majesty's 112th Balloon Corps, Ladies' & Zombies' Division
You may be wondering why Madame Curie is floating and glowing oddly; this is due to the incredible power of Radioactivity
. I am an avid student of this magical force, and I assure you its effects on the human body are almost chillingly
similar to the effects you see here. Also, extensive laboratory testing has shown that radium stakes are up to 15% more
effective at vampiricide than run-of-the-mill wooden ones. Please update your encyclopaedias accordingly.
Also, anacharis, you'll never hear the end of this, just as promised. Balloon Corps indeed. Grumble mumble.
So who wins? Note that even though no vampires are present, stakes are still fairly effective against ladies and balloons alike.