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This is very, very serious. Do not laugh. It's time someone recognized the unsung fantasy classes in those games we love so much - the classes no one seems to play. Ever. I shed a nostalgic tear for all those times my Level 39 Samurai-Proctologist flattened the vicious goblin hordes with a well-timed Surgical Stab...

...Yeah. Moving right along. This is an entry for the Seventh Sanctum Silly Season contest ([link]) As you can probably guess, I used the Humorous Fantasy Class Generator ([link]), and was given the words "Samurai-Proctologist" to work with. Proof that Fortune favours fools.

I was told to leave my dignity at the door - and so I did. I've stuck a Mature warning on just in case - even though chances are no one actually has the filter on any more. It's there in spirit, anyways.
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HCShannon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sound like an old John Belushi sketch!
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BlackDove42 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
<3 <3 <3 <3
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EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006  Professional Traditional Artist
:faint: That's gotta hurt!
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
Oh yes. I did an average of 39 damage per turn, with a 24% chance of inflicting Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder upon Humanoid enemies. :D
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DragonScholar Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
I assume this is an entry then? I haven't seen the "official" email or post yet ;)
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
An entry, yes - but a For Fun one - at least for now. :D I'd rather not take my chances [i]yet[/i]. There WILL be more, I assure you.
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DragonScholar Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
Oh, I misinterpreted,s o this is just a for fun.

You can put it in as an entry and move it later, your call. Let me know what you want!
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
Right now? For Fun, for sure. I might change my mind... but I doubt it. I can do better than this...
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TheForbidden Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006   Writer
hahaaa OMiiiiGAWSH. that's funny.^0^ poor man x3
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Bosshamster Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
Thanks! Poor man indeed - both the patient AND the samurai, in my mind. Not a job one would brag about at parties, I'm sure. :lmao:
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