Ack! Friday jumped out at me from under the bed, like a crazy diseased ferret with those wierd red eyes that you always used to hope you didn't see as a kid just before falling asleep. Similes aside, here's a scorpion thing. Is it a logo? Is it body art? Is it Mattkovski being lazy and whipping something up in Flash to account for his appalling lack of creativity this week? Frankly, we may never know.