...By Jove, who's this? Why I do believe it's that Boss Hamster chap! The one who does the stuff, remember? No, not - Yes, that one! Well, guess what? He's done some of that stuff again! I know, odd, isn't it? He just never learns, does he?
Guess what this is. I'll give you a hint: it starts with "Skull" and ends with "pirate", and its head is on fire. And yes, that is
a sword-hand, and a mechanical arm and leg, and a cape made of flames, and a devilish goatee.
Too bad I stink at Blender, 'cause I'd kill for a 3D model of this guy to play around with.
EDIT'D: Mad, maaaad
for an insane piece of Skullpirate/COH mastery: [link]
...Looks like I got my wish, hey?