Uther Pendragon

Okay, so let's suppose, hypothetically speaking, that I was currently reading Thomas Malory's "Morte D'Arthur". And let's also suppose - just for the sake of supposing - that I tend to envision practicaly everything I read as a graphic novel in my head - partially for ease of imagination, and partially because I'm just like that. And then, let's just suppose that I sat down and decided I'd draw a couple of the characters, just for fun - and there you have it: a hypothetical form of the very deviation you see before you - except the hypothetical Uther probably has a smaller nose.

Uther Pendragon, for the record, was King Arthur's dad, and ended up having a slightly non-marital "encounter" with a certain Duke of Tintagil's wife which culminated in the begetting of old Arty himself. Jolly good times.